More French Colloquial Phrases

Vache qui pisse?

There are hundreds, possibly thousands, of French colloquial phrases. I wrote about a few of the more common ones a while back. I read in the Figaro Magazine last weekend that a new book had been published about those that are based on animals, entitled Comme Vache Qui Pisse – see below for the explanation of that phrase. This prompted me to do some more research on them.

In doing so I found an excellent website, Expressio, which publishes a daily phrase plus its explanation, origins and equivalents in other languages. They have also published a book of 1,001 French expressions. Many seem to have arisen in the 18th-19th centuries; at least, that is when the first written source often appears. But it’s possible that some were around for much longer than that.

I’ve selected a few, mostly current, animal expressions. Some of them I had already heard but there are more obscure ones as well. They are divided into those that describe the weather, personal characteristics and situations. 

Weather

Pleuvoir comme vache qui pisse – to rain like a pissing cow, i.e. in abundance. This expression first appeared in the second half of the 19th century in written texts but I would bet it was around before that. Needs no further explanation.

Then there are several that take dogs and ducks as their inspiration:  

Un froid de canard – a duck’s weather, i.e. freezing cold. 

Un temps à faire se pendre un canard – weather to make a duck hang itself. Since ducks are impervious to water – water off a duck’s back etc – it must be pretty dire to make one of them want to commit suicide. 

Un temps de chien – very bad weather. No chic Parisienne would be seen without her toutou nowadays but in the past dogs were regarded as the lowest of the low.   

On ne mettrait pas un chien dehors – you wouldn’t put a dog out in it. This must refer to even worse weather than un temps de chien.

Personal characteristics

Etre un ours mal léché – to be a badly licked bear, i.e. be badly brought up, vulgar or reclusive. This appeared in the 18th century. At that time it referred to a person with an awkward, bulky body or vulgar behaviour. People believed that mother bears licked their unformed newborn cubs into shape – this could be the origin of ‘licking someone into shape’ in English too. Bears are also solitary creatures, hence fleeing society.

Avoir des oursins dans la poche – have sea urchins in your pocket, i.e. be mean. Since sea urchins are notoriously prickly, having them in your pocket would be an effective disincentive to ferreting in there for your wallet. This has been around since the 16th century.

La vache! – the cow, but not in the sense we use it in English since it can be applied to a man or a woman to mean crafty or unpleasant. This arose in the late 19th century. It is based on the fact that cows can unexpectedly give a nasty side kick. These days it can also be an exclamation of admiration.

Avoir des fourmis dans les jambes – have ants in your legs, i.e. to have pins and needles or to be restless, in need of moving about.

Parler français comme une vache espagnole – to speak French like a Spanish cow, i.e. very badly. This appeared from about 1640. It’s difficult to know where it originated except that ‘espagnole’ was a pejorative term at one time. Why vache? There are various theories but it was also a derisory term.

Situations

Il n’y a pas de quoi fouetter un chat – there isn’t enough in it to whip a cat, i.e. it’s nothing to make a fuss about.

Ca ne casse pas trois pattes à un canard – this wouldn’t break three legs on a duck, i.e. there’s nothing remarkable or extraordinary about something, since a duck with three legs would be hard to find.

Poser un lapin – keep someone waiting for an arranged meeting, stand someone up. In the 19th century, coller un lapin or poser un lapin meant not to pay a woman of easy virtue for her services: hence their subsequent practice of being paid up front. It captures the idea of not meeting your commitments.

Quand les poules auront les dents – when hens have teeth, i.e. never. The first written mention is in the 18th century but was probably used long before that. In English we have an expression, ‘As rare as hens’ teeth.’

I’ll bring you some more when I’ve done additional research.

Here’s a challenge for you. Try to think of a phrase that employs as many of the above expressions as possible. Have fun!

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About nessafrance

My husband and I moved to an 18th-century farmhouse in SW France in 1997. I am fascinated by French history, rural traditions and customs and enjoy seeking out the reality behind the myths. I run my own copywriting business and write short stories and the occasional novel in my spare time. My husband appears here as the SF, which stands for Statistics Freak, owing to his penchant for recording numbers about everything.
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10 Responses to More French Colloquial Phrases

  1. Steph says:

    Whoops, trompée should be trempée, sorry! That was an expression I learnt at school!

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  2. Steph says:

    I’ve risen to your challenge. Here we go!
    Il pleuvait comme vache qui pisse et il y avait un froid de canard. On ne mettrait pas un chien dehors. J’attendais mon copain mais il était un ours mal léché – il n’est pas venu à l’heure. J’avais des fourmis dans les jambes. Je lui ai envoyé un texto. « Ne me pose pas le lapin cette fois ». Il m’a répondu : « J’arriverai bientôt. Il n’y a pas de quoi fouetter un chat ! » Oui, quand les poules auront les dents, j’ai pensé. Alors, je suis allée chez moi, trompée comme une soupe.

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    • nessafrance says:

      Bravo!! Brilliant, well done. I think you deserve a special prize for this. Ton français est impeccable. Send me your postal address and I’ll send you via Amazon.fr a copy of Vache qui Pisse.

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  3. It is interesting that so many expressions involve animals. I have yet to get a handle on how the farming folk hereabouts really feel about animals, if indeed they do.
    We’re into word play but I have to admit, in English. I’m sure there must be some super plays on French words too.

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    • nessafrance says:

      It would be interesting to know if there are more French phrases to do with animals than there are in English. I suspect there are, although I’m ready to be proved wrong. Around here, the farmers are not sentimental about animals but I suppose that is because their livelihood depends on them.

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  5. Paul Diamond says:

    there isn’t enough in it to whip a cat….reminded me of the English phrase, ‘not enough room to swing a cat’, though of course that doesnt refer to literally swinging a feline, it refers to the space required on the deck of ship to swing a cat o’nine tails to flog a sailor.

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    • nessafrance says:

      The two phrases may have similar origins. I wasn’t able to find out much about the French version. Why would anyone want to whip or flog a cat? I have to do some more research to see if I can get to the bottom of that one.

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  6. I love colloquisms and their translations, We used to have a wonderful book which used illustrations from Blake and Mortimer and gave both literal translations and their equivalent. My favourite was ‘He has a chip on his shoulder’ which was translated, of course, as ”il a un frite sur son epaule.’

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    • nessafrance says:

      Yes, it’s fun to translate them literally, both ways – French and English. I notice that I translated bear as wolf but have now changed it – j’étais dans la lune. One of our favourites is ‘blow that for a lark’ – literal translation, ‘souffle ça pour une alouette.’

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