5 Seasonal Summer Road Hazards in SW France

Summer market stalls at Villefranche

Summer market stalls at Villefranche

The last few weekends have marked the start of the summer holidays in France, when a mass exodus from the towns takes place and people head for the hills or the coasts. Overnight, the numbers of market stalls, tourists conspicuous in their summer gear and foreign number plates double. The normally quiet roads also take on a different aspect. Here are five things to beware of as high summer begins.

  1. Combine harvesters

The corn has ripened well this year and it’s harvest time. So out come phalanxes of combine harvesters, which have been lurking behind barn doors all year just waiting for this moment.

It’s uncanny how often you get stuck behind a combine on a narrow lane when you’re in a hurry. Even worse is to meet one coming the other way and have to reverse a kilometre to a suitable passing place. They don’t take prisoners.

  1. Camper vans

Some of my best friends own camper vans, so I have to be careful what I say here. They are not such a hazard as the caravans that they are replacing, or combine harvesters, but they can still hold one up. And they take up a lot of parking space at Leclerc.

  1. Cyclists

Every year, the Tour de France spawns legions of hopeful, lycra-clad imitators. I’m a cyclist myself, so I certainly respect their right to use the road and always give them a wide berth when I’m in the car. But do they have to persistently ride two abreast along country lanes so that you can’t safely drive past?

  1. Route barrée

“Road closed ahead.” The road works stop over the summer, but you still see these signs – usually blocking off the lane you want to go down. They are not signalling road works. Rather, they have been put up because of a fête or a vide-grenier (jumble sale).

One summer’s night, returning from dinner with friends we had to pass through a small village. You don’t normally see a soul there, but this was the night of their annual fête, when hundreds turn up for a meal.

Sure enough, the route barrée and the déviation signs had been set out. Unfortunately, as often happens in France, the diversion signs petered out. We drove down a maze of increasingly narrow lanes, unable to find out way out. Eventually, someone took pity on us and directed us through the middle of the courtyard where the revellers were sitting eating their dinner.

  1. Marauding leafleters

If you leave the car parked for more than five minutes, your windscreen becomes a repository of numerous fluttering flyers. This is the season of fêtes, vide-greniers, concerts, art exhibitions and craft fairs. And the organisers outdo each other to drum up custom.

My researches tell me that it is, in fact, illegal to put leaflets on car windscreens on a public road, unless you have verified with the mairie that this is okay. I wonder how many people know that. Nonetheless, I can’t imagine most mairies bothering to police it. They have plenty of other things to do.

Sometimes you drive off before realising that your car has acquired temporary wallpaper. Some might be tempted to screw them up and discard them sur place, but they generally have “ne pas jeter sur la voie publique” (don’t throw onto the public highway) printed on them.

An alternative exists: I find they make good scrap paper for shopping lists.

All this might sound like a complaint but, in reality, I’m pleased to see these signs of life and economic activity and the many events taking place around here. It will end all too soon at the beginning of September.

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About nessafrance

My husband and I moved to an 18th-century farmhouse in SW France in 1997. I am fascinated by French history, rural traditions and customs and enjoy seeking out the reality behind the myths. I run my own copywriting business and write short stories and the occasional novel in my spare time. My husband appears here as the SF, which stands for Statistics Freak, owing to his penchant for recording numbers about everything.
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12 Responses to 5 Seasonal Summer Road Hazards in SW France

  1. Pingback: Summer Arrives at Last in SW France | Life on La Lune

  2. When our fete committee was still vibrant i stuck many a leaflet under windscreen wipers. We always chose market days to maximise coverage. Never knew it was illegal, oops! 🙂

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    • nessafrance says:

      I suspect that most mairies don’t know, either. I actually found out quite a lot about leaflets and rules about printing them etc when I looked up the rule about putting them under windscreens. And I have to say, I’ve done it myself to publicise concerts and fetes. So I’m not without blame.

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  3. Anne says:

    Think I need to add a hurruph as one of your camper van owning riends. But eveything else is aboslutely spot on

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  4. davidplusworld says:

    You’re making me homesick… Yes, I almost miss those encounters…

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  5. Osyth says:

    That made me chuckle and nod my head in agreement simultaneously (just as well no-one is watching … I look increasingly batty, I’m sure). I’ll add one that is particularly prevalent here this long hot summer – les pompiers … they are tearing around constantly putting out large and small fires here and they too are less than impressed if ANYONE gets in their way!

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    • nessafrance says:

      Not batty at all, I’m sure. Your comment about les pompiers made me realise that I haven’t so far heard anything about brush fires around here this summer. Normally, in very dry weather (no rain here for more than a month before a small amount last night) you hear the sirens going frequently. If the drought continues, I’m sure we will be hearing them more often, unfortunately.

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      • Osyth says:

        Lots of fires here …. hopefully you will escape this year. We had a mighty storm last night and it looks as though there is more rain coming mid-week …. whether it is enough to make a difference I don’t know. I’m sure your weather minded SF would be more enlightening 🙂

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      • nessafrance says:

        We had only 4.5 mm last night, which perked the garden up a little, but our trees are starting to suffer. Maybe we will have more during the coming week.

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      • Osyth says:

        Same here – the landscape looks like late September 😦

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